soloveitchik:

Some customer bought a ton of 5 hour energies and all I could think of was that tweet saying: “at some point you need to grow up and just do cocaine.”

giraffeseatingcake:

maidofsalt:

This single image could not be more inaccurate about about Gen Z slang even if the selection process was getting a series of randomly chosen monkeys to tap on keyboards to generate phrases.

This is like… early 2000s millenial speak, and only the emo/weeb ones. Gen Zers were like 5 when people were talking like this.

antihelix:

twerkcircus:

meanplastic:

Me practicing this housewife thing for when I drop out of uni

Hey so I just feel the need to add this. NEVER deep fry in a shallow pot. What happened here is this person put frozen fries in hot oil, and the hot oil will nearly double in size when you drop something cold in it. Then it overflows out of the pot and you have a grease fire. You should never have oil more than about a third of the way up the pot.

Reblogging because even I didn’t officially know this.

boogieoogieman:

i’m pretty sure Frisk is a baby, or somth.

ohhseok:

not new episode related but here r two cuties for ur dash

strudelkaboodle:

existenceisanillusion:

Delete this

sevenseasentertainment:

We’re so happy to see that Nagata Kabi’s MY SOLO EXCHANGE DIARY Vol. 1 made the PopMatters list of Best Books of 2018!

MY SOLO EXCHANGE DIARY Vol. 2 comes out in a month, info here!

fuks:

pherre:

unraveled is the best show on youtube

despazito:

*old man voice* back in my day tik tok was a ke$ha song

I don’t know what to say about this but please watch it so someone else can feel whatever it is Im feeling.

got-an-ion-you:

dimetrodone:

I wish A Christmas Carol had an even stronger influence on Christmas tradition and ghosts became a symbol of the holiday 

Even better if terrorising the rich into acts of kindness also became a part of Christmas

catsbeaversandducks:

How about some baby flamingo love? 💕

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onlyblackgirl:

hippity-hoppity-brigade:

OSCAR DOES NOT GET ENOUGH INTERNET FAME AS THE BEST GAY REPRESENTATION IN THE WORKPLACE

I love Oscar 

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